As seen on the Internet
"If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe."
"The only lasting trauma is the one we suffer without positive change."
The site visitor (that's you) will indemnify and hold harmless and free from any liability, the site owner of/for any injury, be it psychological or physical, or damage to data, from the use of this HTTP site.
Use at your own risk.
 Hyper Text Transfer Protocol: protocol used to communicate between web client (eg.: Firefox Web Browser)
and server (eg.: Apache HTTPD) systems. Fancy way of saying "Web site". Why did I say it that way and
write this silly footnote? SMEG KNOWS.